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NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FROM SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 2013 SPRING TRAINING

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ANGEL VILLALONA ARRIVES IN SF GIANTS 2013 SPRING TRAINING CAMP
Hints that Brandon Belt Should “Find a New Position to Play—and Real Soon”

LEGENDARY CLUBHOUSE GUY MIKE MURPHY CRITICIZED BY GIANTS MANAGEMENT
Tons of Team’s Dirty Laundry Piles Up While “Murph” Has Imaginary Conversations With Ty Cobb

BRUCE BOCHY NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ROOKIE SON AT SCOTTSDALE SPRING FACILITY
“I See He’s Still Not Making His Bed Every Morning and Refuses to Eat His Greens at Dinner”, Hissed a Visibly Irritated Bochy

PABLO SANDOVAL ANNOUNCES NEW DIET TO GET IN SHAPE FOR 2013 SEASON
Will Now Eat Only Every Other Item Featured At Team Hotel’s “Unlimited Mega-Buffet Super Spread”

GIANTS COACH WILL CLARK ESCORTED OUT OF SCOTTSDALE BALL PARK BY SECURITY STAFF
High-Pitched Voice Annoyed Buster Posey, Attracted Wild Dogs From Nearby Desert

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